June 2013
*dramatically closes 2006 flip phone*
“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin
“swiggity swa-” *gunshots*
Petition for computer repair technicians to take an oath of confidentiality like lawyers when they graduate
SERIOUSLY
he who holds my computer holds my darkest secrets.
- Mind: You're fucking worthless no one likes you
- Mind: Don't even bother looking at that dress you will look like a whale in it
- Mind: Why are you looking at him? He thinks you're ugly.
- Mind: Cry because you're not worth it
- Mind: Self harm because you're so pathetic
- Mind: Starve because you're so fat
- Mind: Jump because no one will care that you're gone
- Friend: Hey are you okay?
- Me: Yeah i'm fine just tired!
